pete's at journal

Things that sound the same drive me insane like sugar cane and Kurt Cobain Court Mary Jane with paper cranes Respect my brain and virgin veins Cherish real dames with proper names Maintain that true love remains Beat a tree hugger with my hickory cane Eat, sleep, be profane Meditate on mental stains cultivate insight on pain and gain experiment with propane and really big flames maybe for 15 minutes of infamous fame read thomas pain! who´s sane? saddam hussein? Mt. Washington´s got an Indian name Break the lame chain of a drinking game go outside, hike thru Maine

muff so puffy

"You silly goose, it's cuz you don't know how to shave your muff
Silly goose silly goose
Giggle giggle
It's not so polite to have your muff so puffy"

This was said at 12:03 am June 18 by one Mrs. Adriana M. Zupa-Fernandez.
Her man was unable to fall asleep because he could not stop laughing.

madd

guys, remember when we were talking about what happens to birds/animals when they die in the city? well, sometimes i see dead birds on the sidewalk. last night pat spied a near-dead baby bird on the sidewalk. we stared at it. we pondered it. then, pat picked it up! this is why he is my soulmate. what dudely dude picks up a baby bird off the sidewalk? patty, that's who. i was pretty convinced that the poor thing was going to just die w/in the hour. it didn't! it perked up and started doing that baby bird gaping for food thing. i've been feeding it soggy dog kibble like a weird-o 12 year old. i think it will be ready to fly soon but it may be a little broken so i'm going to take it over to the rescue place. anyone want to go? his name is brian, also pat's idea.

love,
me